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• 100% polyester
• Jumpsuit has a zipper in the front
• Hood has antlers, ears and a red nose attached along with other details
• Approved by Santa to be on his backup reindeer list, just in case

Are you one of those negative Nancys who says that Santa isnt real? If you are then we totally respect your opinion, but youre wrong and you should be ashamed of yourself. How can you ignore all the evidence? Santas at, like, every shopping mall each year. You can go see him for yourself. He also uses the same wrapping paper as your mom, so he must go shopping at the same store as her. And where do you think those presents all come from? The Easter Bunny? Thats the wrong holiday, buster. Case closed.

Maybe you think its impossible to visit billions of people in one night, but thats where youre wrong again. Santa can do it because he has magic reindeer. These spectacular ungulates dont obey the laws of physics, because obeying laws is for squares. If you dont like it then good luck, because magic reindeer can pull several thousand tons of cargo at the speed of light. Thats not an animal wed want to try to stop, let alone put in a sour mood.

If youre spectacular too then you get to wear the awesome and universally coveted Reindeer Costume. Its soft, cozy, and easy to put on, so youll be ready to step in to help out Santa if he calls on you. But stay off the roof when you wear this, its dangerous up there and you might bump the TV antenna and well miss our shows.